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Pornhub's New Wearable Tech Turns Masturbation into Energy

Imagine if all those hours of self-love could save the planet... Imagine no more.

Pornhub, a website constantly stigmatised as instigators of excessive masturbation and porn addiction, has decided to give back to the planet with one of the strangest, most genius and creepy products/PR stunts ever seen - The WankBand.

With over 41 million visitors to the site each and every day, there's a lot of energy being wasted on a brief lonely moment of ecstacy. "Every day, millions of hours of adult content are consumed online, wasting energy in the process and hurting the environment," the porn site writes on a dedicated website. "At Pornhub we decided to do something about it. Introducing The Wankband: The first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet by loving yourself."

The band, worn whilst masturbating, stores up kinetic energy from the up and down movement of ones hand (male or female). This power can then be connected via USB and charge your phone, your tablet or laptop and the best part is it's 100% sustainable, if a bit gross, energy.

Watch the bizzare ad below:


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