George Clooney to Marry Arab

George Clooney may be older than your grandpa but dammit he's still a hottie and every girl on the planet would gladly give her left kidney to marry him. However, this eternal bachelor seems to only be interested in gorgeous Hollywood celebrities with mile long legs (sigh). If only we lived in Hollywood, then FOR SURE we'd have had a chance with him. But it seems like this old-man playboy, who's gained infamy for avoiding marriage like the plague, is finally settling down. The actor is engaged – and to an Arab no less! Clooney reportedly proposed to Lebanese lawyer Amal Alamuddin. Woo! Way to represent! And she's even a normal person! Well normal-ish, she's gorgeous and studied law at Oxford so she's still like a thousand times better a human than we will ever be. The pair were first spotted together back in October and since then they've embarked on a globe-trotting romance across the world. And now they're apparently getting hitched. No word yet on when the wedding will be – or if it'll even happen, knowing Clooney's bachelor tendencies – but we shall just have to wait and see…