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If The Avengers Worked For Egypt

We wonder what they'd end up doing in our country...

Ahead of the highly anticipated release of The Avengers 2: Age of Ultron, we here are CairoScene decided to imagine what kind of jobs are best suited to each Avenger if they happened to work for Egypt. 

Hulk

If Hulk worked for Egypt, we imagine he would be ordered to remove all cars double parked across the land.

 

Thor

If Thor worked for Egypt, we imagine he would have been fired for failing to harness enough electricity to stabilise Egypt's energy crisis. Left with few opportunities we imagine he would end up a mekaneky.

 

Black Widow

If Black Widow worked for Egypt, we imagine she would be asked to teach martial arts to the future generation, ingraining the fear that a woman can kick your ass if you attempt to harass her. 

 

Iron Man

If Iron Man worked for Egypt, we imagine he would be asked to acquire an MOU worth billions from Tony Stark to build a futuristic new capital city to be called Starklandia, or rather, New Cairo.

 

Nick Fury

If Nick Fury worked for Egypt, we imagine he would be asked to strategically orchestrate the stabilisation of Sinai by any means necessary.

 

Hawk Eye

If Hawk Eye worked for Egypt, we imagine he would be asked to use his exploding arrows to create a new light show at the Pyramids to entice tourist to return. 

 

 Captain America

If Captain America worked for Egypt, we imagine that he would be asked to leave the country, but to leave his weapon behind.


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