A simple phone call can often become a shocking reality when dealing with call centre staff in Egypt
Mobinil Agent: Mobinil 8000 ****** speaking!
Me: Hello, can you tell me the movies showing at the Nile City cinema?
Mobinil Agent: Yes sure: The Dictator, Ted and Porn Legacy…
Me: Porn WHAT?!?! Isn’t Porn HARAM?!?!
Mobinil Agent: No, no not Born, Porn.
Me: You’re confusing me. I don’t want to go to the cinema anymore. Can you just send me DHL’s number?
Mobinil Agent: How do you spell DHL?