Because everyone has a favourite.
We've all been there - you've taken your beloved out for dinner, drinks, dancing and now all you want to do is rip eachothers' clothes off and get down and nasty like it's 1999. But oh no, your folks are still awake when you get home - awkward and a half. Well, in honour of Cupid's birthday we can exclusively reveal Cairo's best public make-out spots....but don't tell mama and baba.
El-Montazah Street, Zamalek
Walk down El-Montazah Street on any evening after dark and you could be forgiven for thinking you'd just walked onto the set of a 1970s porno. It's a sure winner for Valentine's Day. Honestly. And if you're in the market for a joint, you'll find plenty.
It's an oldie but a goodie and frankly, if it was good enough for your parents then it's probably good enough for you too. The corniche stretches on forever and it provides lots of secluded spots to get close, especially in that leafy area between Manial and Maadi.
For those with a car, it's hard to beat Mokattam for after dark frollocks. Just don't get get sand in your privates.
Fish Garden Caves
Osama Bin Ladin is said to have spent years living in a cave. So where better to indulge in a spot of Jihadi roleplay than at Zamalek's Fish garden caves.
At the back of Cinema Galaxy
A date to the movies is a make-out winner unless you both end up getting distracted by the pesky movie. And a date to the movies makes even more sense in Egypt as frankly the movie will be so heavily edited there will be nothing to distract you crazy kids from making out like cave people.
So there you have it - now all you need is somebody to take out. Anyone for speed dating?