Fancy learning English from a brofessional? Michael Fayez is making the rounds on social media with lessons you won't get anywhere else...
There are things in life that we don’t really understand. There are people in life that make things difficult to understand. Michael Fayez is a man that we may never understand; a man who has set on a mission to teach us English. His tools? Ariana Grande songs and various Hollywood movie quotes to inspire short videos, to teach us proper pronunciation. It may sound like a “bittir bill to swalla” but it’s true; this man is here to revolutionise the English language. With his centre based in Alexandria we can only imagine how the students who graduate his courses fare in the streets of foreign lands. What we do know for a fact is that you'll get a certificate to prove that you can pronounce, “no if’s, ands or buts” as, “no ass or butts”.
Tolkien and Shakespeare would have done well to have had the privilege of living on to witness some of his lessons, but alas it is up to us to implement his groundbreaking methods to enunciate properly. This man’s righteous place is in My Fair Lady where he could have accomplished oh so much more with poor old Audrey.
خلى بالك بقى فى النطق من الكلمتين دول ,, bitch - shitbeach - sheetPosted by Melbourne International Center on Thursday, 16 April 2015
If you don't live near any of his centres, fret not for you can get your lessons via Skybe.