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Janet and Arab Money

Janet Jackson has been spotted wearing and shopping for abayas in Dubai.

We’ve all dreamt of marrying a rich Arab who will spoil us senseless and buy us an island in the Pacific Ocean just because he can. Apparently, Janet Jackson made this dream come true when she secretly married billionaire business tycoon Wissam Al Manna back in 2012. The couple wed last year in a “quiet and private ceremony.”

Janet isn’t a stranger to secret marriages; back in 1991 she married music video director René Elizondo, Jr.

But that’s not all Mrs. Al Manna has been secretly doing lately. The Pop-artist has been recently spotted wearing AND shopping for abayas in Dubai.

While we’re all very happy for you for not only marrying into Arab money, but also a pretty cute guy with Arab money, we’re very disappointed in your deteriorating fashion sense. We get that Arab guys are a tad (very) conservative and protective when it comes to their women and we all remember that tiny mishap of a nip-slip back in 2004, but that doesn’t mean you have to dress yourself in black from head-to-toe now. We just wonder what's underneath it...


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