Here's a sneak preview of this year's Superbowl adverts to save you the hassle of pretending to like NFL and beef hotdogs...
It's that time of year again, when we all gather round, pretend our Stella is actually a Budweiser, act like we actually enjoy eating beef hotdogs, and even fool ourselves into knowing the rules. That's right folks, it's Superbowl time! But let's be honest, you only watch it for the commercials.
Here at Cairo Scene we thought we'd save you the hassle of playing pretend, staying up too late, possibly losing your job and pissing off your partner.
And of course not forgetting the advert that didn't quite make the cut....but occupied the headlines instead.
You're welcome - Happy Superbowl Cairo!