Brace your flaccid penises! Mass amounts of viagra seized from Alexandrian man.
According to Youm7, 15 million tablets of Viagra have been seized from an Alexandrian's residence, after a police raid on Wednesday.
The 38 year-old from Asyut was arrested on suspicion of trafficking foreign-made drugs that were not registered with the Ministry of Health.
This is a bonafide (read bonerfide) coup for the police, who have detained either the horniest man in the world, or the man responsible for 15 million too many boners in a country that is already overpopulated as it is.
The man is alleged to have stored the illegal drugs in a rented apartment with the help of two brothers who were also arrested at the scene.