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Viagra Plot Flopped

Brace your flaccid penises! Mass amounts of viagra seized from Alexandrian man.

According to Youm7, 15 million tablets of Viagra have been seized from an Alexandrian's residence, after a police raid on Wednesday.

The 38 year-old from Asyut was arrested on suspicion of trafficking foreign-made drugs that were not registered with the Ministry of Health. 

This is a bonafide (read bonerfide) coup for the police, who have detained either the horniest man in the world, or the man responsible for 15 million too many boners in a country that is already overpopulated as it is.

The man is alleged to have stored the illegal drugs in a rented apartment with the help of two brothers who were also arrested at the scene.