All kinds of creative cake pops - from Santa hats to Elsa from Frozen - can now be delivered to your doorstep by the cleverly and aptly named Cakepops!
Who hasn’t been dumped by their partner of seven years for someone blonder and slimmer they met at the gym? Putting on weight might seem like the worst idea right now, but it’s not like you have the strength of mind and the time to watch your figure, plot your ex’s murder, find a decent ditch to throw the body in, make it seem like an accident, and then attend therapy sessions. What we suggest you do is eat your feelings now, hit the gym later. Another reason why this is a great idea is Cakepops.
Cakepops is an online bakery where you can order anything from cakes and pies to cookies and oriental sweets. You can get in touch with them and place your order through their Facebook page, so you can order cakes, pies, cookies and any kind of pastry your heart desires online and have it delivered to your doorstep, so you don’t actually have to get out of your stinky bathrobe and face the world. You could also have them model a cake after your ex and eat it.
A little weight never hurt anybody. When this is all over, you’ll be a better, fatter, and happier version of yourself! Also, it's the holiday so if you're not binge eating then you're not doing the Christmastime right.
Check out Cakepops' Facebook page!