If Mrs. Kardashian West can do it, so can we.
Here at CairoScene, we're kind of experts at breaking the internet. We've yet to get Ghada Abdel Razek to pose with her tush out but we've had our fair share of viral stories and images that have had Cairo's websphere ablaze with frantic clicking. Recently things have calmed down a bit. So, taking heed from Paper Magazine's world stopping Kim Kardashian pictorial, we speculate what stories in Egypt would actually #BreakTheInternet....
Egyptian Super Selfie
As the countries biggest A class celebrities of film and music gather of the 36th Cairo Film Festival, Khaled Abol Naga stops on the Red Carpet to take the greatest Egyptian selfie of all time...
Sisi on "Between Two Ferns"
Much like Obama did recently, Sisi churns the army's PR wheel with an appearance on Zach Galifianakis' hilarious satirical interview show. "So Mr.President... do you know you have a girls name?"
Mohammed Salah for Armani
Egypt's newest footballing celebrity, the player whose move to Chelsea basically turned the club's Facebook fanpage into Masrawy, is picked up as the new face... and body of Emporio Armani international.
Shut Ub Your Mouse X-Factor
Muna al-Beheiri, the infamous woman who shut Obama's mouse on national TV, will audition for X-Factor uk, performing the Shut Ub Your Mouse re-mix live.
The Return of Mr.Egypt
We haven't had a Miss Egypt since 2010 so considering the amount of craziness surrounding the Miss Egypt competition his year, it's about time to see some metrosexual super shab and amazing freestyling back on our screens, like this...
Celebrity Nude Leak
Youm7 have got their hands on a CD from anonymous source, we're assuming Mortada Mansour, featuring nude celebrity leaks from a host of Egyptian celebrities including Dina, Nancy Ajram, Elissa, Ruby, Tamer Hagras and Ahmed Ezz. You don't want to look... but you know you will.