Here's a video that'll get your day started on a high note.
Let's be honest. It's a Wednesday morning, you're blearly eyed and postponing getting some actual work done. You've already clicked on this article so you clearly have nothing much better to do, so we won't waste your time bloviating about the dire state of nutrition for Egypt's youth, or parenthood. We're just going to show you this video we found of two fat Arab (possibly Egyptian?) children waddling about and fighting over food. Charlie bit my finger can suck it: