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Happy Virus Hits Egypt

Are you suffering from the symptoms of Happy? The plague has officially hit Egypt...

It's a virus that has claimed the lives of many over the last few weeks, causing involuntary spasmic movement in public, vast emotional mood swings and an aversion to repetitive sounds. Rumour has it, the epidemic was started by a mysterious, dark witch doctor from across the Atlantic who dons half bantalons and his head is twice the size of the normal human man.

The disease started in the US but has recently swept into the Middle East with outbtreaks hitting the likes of UAE, Tunisia and Morocco. Even the Oscars saw several attendees with symptoms of this fateful malady. And now, depressingly, the Happy virus has reached Egypt. Check out the video below by A.I.E.S.E.C. AAST for proof. Our thoughts rest with the families of the Happy...